Jamesey

Affectionate term for "James"

Honey loves her Jamesey!

by Lil' Sneaka! aka, Amy March 29, 2005

Jamesey

To act mildly inappropriate; perverted

It seems that today you're acting very jamesey.

by beanieboox April 9, 2016

jamesley

Someone that is very kind hearted, intelligent, and independent. He’s a bright soul and loviNng heart. He will tell you exactly how he feels. Don’t let his niceness to ONE deceive you. He can be crazy when you disrespect him that one time.

Ouu, is that Jamesley?

He’s sooo fine.

Has a perfect body; I heard abt him!

by Kcross113099 October 4, 2018

Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009

JamesydeMayo

JamesydeMayo

Is an annual celebration which recognizes joyful living, friendship & habanero salsa. It is inspired by the good deeds of its namesake, James Herndon.

I am responsible for bringing the guacamole to this year’s JamesydeMayo. Needless to say- I will make it spicy enough to make people cry.

by immelinda April 26, 2021

Jameseyes

The familiar tired and glassy-eyed stare someone who has just smoked a fat has (squinty and half-closed eyes). The term was named after someone called James Dernier, who displayed symptoms.

'You've got Jameseyes, have you been smoking'?

'Why are you looking at me with those Jamesyes'.

by RobertoRuggieri December 22, 2021

Jamesy Wamesy

A pet name for a man named James; much more personal than a simple first name. Used by those too cool to be on a first-name basis.

Jamesy Wamesy, you are the most handsome man in the world!

Jamesy Wamesy, did you eat all the chips and dip again??

by Mommy Wommy January 1, 2012