Jamesed

the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.

Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!

(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)

by fletcher1 January 11, 2009

jamesed

to get hit in the balls

oh god oh fuck i got jamesed just now my balls hurt

by the donuter September 26, 2019

Jamesed

When you bike too hard in a 70.3 IRONMAN... and you powerwalk the rest of the race

I got so tired after that bike, I couldn't run anymore, I totally jamesed the bike!

by TheRealTriathlete July 11, 2022

JAMESed

To exaggerate a statement to the point of complete BULL CRAP, followed by a futile attempt of covering up by using random figures, numbers and references.

James- Hey guys I can get you all new airsoft guns. Hey Kayvon want 3 MP5s? Actually no, how about 4 with 3,248 BBs. I get a 97.481% discount and II Sports.

by Amanda_Hugnkiss March 16, 2004

Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.

Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010

Rick Jamesed

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.

Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

Rick Jamesd

An event or occasion in which someone dies of a shotgun death by someone shooting the victim in the head. Before the shot in the head, the shooter says this first, "I'M RICK JAMES B****!," and then the shooter shoots the victim in the head numerous times until the victim dies epically. Could possibly occur on videogames with any type of shotgun or could possibly happen also in real life, but only the true Rick James could do it.

Atanga: *Points shotgun at head* You know what this means right?

a0redd: Oh noes, not again...

Atanga: That's right, I'M RICK JAMES B****! *Shoots in the head*

Atanga: You just Rick Jamesd ph00.

by StealthBlackHand April 7, 2009