jalinda 

Beautiful girl who got a big ass and amazing body she's a wonderful person and if you have don't let her go cause once she's gonna she's gone she's a veeryyy sexual being who loves to party and and have a good time gets very jelous person with her friends family and loves so be careful what you do or say around her she's very trust worthy a beautiful don't ever leave her cause u will regret it REMEMBER she's AWESOME AND GORGEOUS NEVER let her go cause there may be better but she if you hurt her she will not just let it go she'll get you and once she falls in love she won't stop till she gets you

*Person 1- you saw nina over there
*Person 2- yea but she's no Jalinda!

jalinda by urban dictionary789 November 22, 2014

JALINDA 

JALINDA=A HOTTIE HUMBLE RICH GIRL WHO IS A GENIUS AND WHO LOVES JESUS AND HATES INSECTS AND THE SONG KILLING ME SOFTLY! IF IT WAS UP TO HER SHE WOULD CREATE HER OWN MAGICAL WORLD WITHOUT SINS VIOLENCE ABANDONMENT OR NEGLECT NO EVIL OR DEVILS
AN INTELLEGENT WORLD WITH SHIMMER LIGHTS BEAUTIFUL TASTES AND SMELLS WATER WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAR AND FEAR WOULDNT EXSIST BECAUSE PAIN WOULDNT EXSIST
NO DEATH SICKNESS OR DYING
NO JEALOUSY NO WEAPONS NO LAWS NO COPS NO ABUSE OF POWER
NO LYING STEALING OR DECEIPT
A WORLD OF ART EXPRESSIONS FUN AND MUSIC WITH EVERY CHORD LIGHTING UP SMELLING AND TASTEING WOW
NO FAT NO UGLY NO STINK NO RUST MOLD MILDUE OR ASBESTOS
NO DEGENERATEING NO NASTY NO MORBID CHAOS
ONLY HAPPY JOY AND BUSY IS HOW MY WORLD THRIVES NO COMPETITION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL FEEL AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL
EVERYBODY WILL ENTERTAIN SELF IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLDS
NO DELUSIONS OR DEPRESSION NO MENTAL ILLNESS NO PHYSICAL ILLNESS
NO FORCING DEITIES OR SPIRITS
NO LONLINESS NO EMOTIONS

EXPRESSIONS OF GREAT HAPPINESS PEACE AND LOVE FOR SELF
NO PUNISHMENTS NO JAIL NO WANTING TO CAUSE HARM TO ONESELF OR ANOTHER
ONLY CONTENTMENT WITH GREAT SATISFACTION

That Hot Goddess of inner light is a Jalinda..so wise and emotionally intelligent. She is an Emotional Genius a Leadir a Mentor Counselor and is talented gifted and LOVELEE..SHE IS IMMACULATE A GENNY OF MANY TRADES BUT A MISTRESS TO NONE

JALINDA by LoveLifeLongJoi160 July 10, 2025

Jacinda Ardern

An absolute intellectual powerhouse compared to other leaders. She also is the Prime Minister of New Zealand

Guy 1 - Bro, Jacinda Ardern is such a good Prime Minister, she handles everything so well!
Guy 2 - I know right, especially this coronavirus!
Guy 3 - She's such an intellectual powerhouse.

Jacinda Ardern by JammyBoye April 29, 2020

jasinda 

This is a person who is head strong and very opinionated. She is one who likes to lead and does not take no very well. The most complicated of all the beautiful people.

Her name is Jasinda.

jasinda by lotza Smiles September 3, 2016

Jalanda 

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jacinda Adern 

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.

Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.

Jacinda Adern by Louie the Red June 25, 2021

Jalida 

Dysfunctional, disordered person.

Man, Jalida is so dysfunctional and nothing she has ever works.

Jalida by Nikmina anni ger October 5, 2021