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dysfunctional 

a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it
they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well .
dysfunctional by Johndoe33 June 7, 2018

dysfunctional 

1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.
Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
dysfunctional by fujikawa October 17, 2007

Dysfunctional 

1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings

Dysfunctional 

1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!
Dysfunctional by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018

Dysfunctional 

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)
Dysfunctional by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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