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A beautiful short girl that enjoys calling you a twat if she gets slightly upset but will not take it to an offensive level. She has the ass of Kim Kardashian and the sass of a middle aged southern black woman at times but is 100% wife material. You want to make babies with this girl
Woah did you see her?! Dayummmm that's Jasinda
Jasinda by Hehshskjfhrbsbs April 13, 2016

jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jacinda Ardern

An absolute intellectual powerhouse compared to other leaders. She also is the Prime Minister of New Zealand
Guy 1 - Bro, Jacinda Ardern is such a good Prime Minister, she handles everything so well!
Guy 2 - I know right, especially this coronavirus!
Guy 3 - She's such an intellectual powerhouse.
Jacinda Ardern by JammyBoye April 29, 2020

Jacinda Adern 

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.
Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.
Jacinda Adern by Louie the Red June 25, 2021
A woman with the perfect balance of sexy, cute, and crazy. Very intelligent and musically gifted. Known for her fabulous curly hair, and great butt. A little on the short side, but still the perfect girl!
"That girl looks super stylin and she knows it, she's such a Jacinda"
Jacinda by Jamaican-Dancer July 10, 2012
Jesinda is an amazing, talented, beautiful, smart and funny best friend anyone could ask for. you're lucky to have jesinda in your life, and if you have her already, keep her in your life and treat her with respect, loyalty, trust and love. jesinda deserves the world, don't hurt her because if you do you'll never find an amazing person like her again.
person 1: who's that girl over there?
person 2: that's my bestie westie jesinda
jesinda by skymcsky June 30, 2021