from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
by Jay C October 2, 2003
Chick who got sent to prison.
Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)
by go fuck yourself October 7, 2004
An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
by AYB June 6, 2003
After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.
"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."
by WhoMe December 16, 2004