jaktar
good bloke
jaktar is a good bloke
Words you can keep
jahtard
A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"
2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"
2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019
Jakari
The most handsome, caring, and loving boy you will ever meet . When your with him it’s like your untouchable. He’s a gentleman, muscular ,and comes from good stock
Jakari by Beyonce02zoe May 22, 2018
jakareon
Funny,weird,fights for what he loves aka girls. A Jakareon usually has a black skin color. He hangs out with friends like him. This boy talks too much, he does not care what anyone says. If there's a girl he likes, he gets easily jealous. A Jakareon brings lot's of attention to himself, and extremely self centered.
Jakarta
Also called J-Town.
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
JaKhari
Is probably one of the best basketball player to live he sexy asf and probably can still your girl watch out and he or she is smart asf
JaKhari by Fhgg hg dhhgf February 3, 2021
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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