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Jahnesha
Most amazing person in the world, beautiful yet smart. she's the godess of the world. she is way better than a miriam.
Jahnesha by MONKEY3737357y June 13, 2011
Johnest
(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill
Johnest by DominoRussia May 6, 2021
jahnessa
A beautiful, lovely, intelligent girl. She is very sexy, and is loyal to both her boyfriend and bestfriend. She is perfect. If you dont know a Jahnessa, you have issues dude... Also, she loves to dance and sing.
jahnessa by yolo_swag_2013 December 23, 2013
Jahnessa Wichers
Jahnessa Wichers by Frosty55 October 25, 2019
Jahnessa
Jahnessa is a girl who makes everyone uncomfortable. She’s beautiful, and very good with makeup, she’s a girl who has been through a lot in her past , so Jahnessa will take her anger out on lots of people. Jahnessa is a good friend, if you actually are able to become friends with her. She sets high standards for people and when they do something she doesn’t like Jahnessa will flip out. She is a good girlfriend when she wants to be, but she also can be very hard to be with. She’s very good with threats and she has a great fashion sense. Go find yo self a Jahnessa wooohoooo.
Look here comes Jahnessa
Jahnessa by Behonesthonestly May 8, 2018
jahnesha
she is beautiful smart and sexy. always loyal to her best friends and would make a good partner and will be loyal to you and will lift you up .
jahnesha by skystonecity June 2, 2018
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