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Jahnessa 

Jahnessa is a girl who makes everyone uncomfortable. She’s beautiful, and very good with makeup, she’s a girl who has been through a lot in her past , so Jahnessa will take her anger out on lots of people. Jahnessa is a good friend, if you actually are able to become friends with her. She sets high standards for people and when they do something she doesn’t like Jahnessa will flip out. She is a good girlfriend when she wants to be, but she also can be very hard to be with. She’s very good with threats and she has a great fashion sense. Go find yo self a Jahnessa wooohoooo.
Look here comes Jahnessa
Jahnessa by Behonesthonestly May 8, 2018
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Jahnessa Wichers 

Weird person sitting in front of you in Drivers Ed
Ew is that Jahnessa Wichers?! She's so weird!
Jahnessa Wichers by Frosty55 October 25, 2019
A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
Janessa is that one girl who is really pretty and has some very nice eyebrows. She likes memes and laughs Alot. She is very friendly and nice when u meet her. She sometimes could be freaky😂
Janessa is so awesome!
Janessa by Jewish Potato December 29, 2016
Janessa has brown eyes curly hair and she is skinny but thick she is ver freaky and she has a bad attitude she also gets mad very easy but she has a good heart.
You really need a janessa
Janessa by Anonymous user11112 April 24, 2019
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fache-couture 

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