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Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.
Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018
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Curly haired cute black man, with glowing brown skin. Girls always like him , but he doesnt entertain these hoes. And when he does get a girl friend he is loyal.
Wow you got yourself a jalonni!
Jalonni by Lock kind August 18, 2019
A goofy ass person that gets mad easily. Cool with everyone till someone fucks with her they can be cute and alot of the times considered very mean she is loveable they also range from thick to thick asf
Jailonni by keykey2468 December 18, 2019

Jahmonni 

Jahmonni is a smart, kind, caring loving guy. Kind hearted is an under statement when it comes to a Jahmonni. People pleasing is one of his greatest strengths and also a weakness that gets him in trouble!. His grayish blue eyes pierce into your soul when he looks into your face. Sometimes loud and crazy. Always observant of what is going on around him! Carries others emotions on his back but doesn’t present as he is doing so!

This guys is a good looking young man with a beautiful smile that lights up the room. His laughter makes you rupture into laughter when you hear it!
Eveyone needs a Jahmonni in their life!
Jahmonni by Tiogahunt December 2, 2021
A True G.O.A.T Very Cute And Usually Haves A Big Heart And Something Big In Their Pants
Wow You Are Very Jahlonie Like (There (Can Only Be One Jahlonie) Also The Creator Of Popular Slang Word Tried It
a head that's built like a chicken nugget
damnn your head look like a jalonni
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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