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completely stoned out your ass
maaan i got stonie jahonied last night
jahonied by criptich May 22, 2017
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Jahvonie 

Jahvonie is a caring, loving and kind hearted. Though he can be stubborn he never seize to put a smile on other faces. Jahvonie is very smart and intelligent, loves to try new things and believe in "If I don't try, I won't know if I can "
JAHVONIE is the best son to have
Jahvonie by Jahvonie November 24, 2021
Jalonies are fun to eat areal treat yeah beef jalonie day
jalonie by Jerry H October 26, 2003
can be a verb, noun, adjective. describes or names anything. also known as "jahoon"
"go clean your jahoonie i can smell it from a mile away"
Quiet at first but when you get to know him he’s funny in a goofy and dangerous and loyal and cute and very funny guy, plays football ,real ass nigga
Jahloni looks like rod wave πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
Jahloni by Jahloni November 21, 2021
The most handsome,sexy, intelligent, warrior there ever was. Since 1312 he has just been but a whisper for all to fear
β€œThat there Jalonie will lead us to victory”
Jalonie by Dr.kufu November 22, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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