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Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.
Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018
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javonnie 

Javonnie is a beatiful short haired queen she doesn't care what others have to say she is a loyal friend and is always there for you.
Person one: Yo javonnie cute
Person two: I know right
javonnie by 1ladybug1 June 25, 2019
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Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11
Jlonnies are really pretty
jlonnie by Lifie May 22, 2018
Curly haired cute black man, with glowing brown skin. Girls always like him , but he doesnt entertain these hoes. And when he does get a girl friend he is loyal.
Wow you got yourself a jalonni!
Jalonni by Lock kind August 18, 2019
Jalonies are fun to eat areal treat yeah beef jalonie day
jalonie by Jerry H October 26, 2003
a head that's built like a chicken nugget
damnn your head look like a jalonni
The most handsome,sexy, intelligent, warrior there ever was. Since 1312 he has just been but a whisper for all to fear
That there Jalonie will lead us to victory
Jalonie by Dr.kufu November 22, 2021
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