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Curly haired cute black man, with glowing brown skin. Girls always like him , but he doesnt entertain these hoes. And when he does get a girl friend he is loyal.
Wow you got yourself a jalonni!
Jalonni by Lock kind August 18, 2019
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a head that's built like a chicken nugget
damnn your head look like a jalonni
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a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
Jaloni by luvurself October 23, 2018
a beautiful name for a beautiful person💯😇🤫
jayonni makes me wanna moan🙁🙅🏽 ♀️
jayonni by weluvsamurai November 22, 2021

Jalopnik 

One of the best daily automotive blogs on the internet. Because Jalopnik is updated daily by a competent and Knowledgeable staff, the stories are current, entertaining, and insightful, unlike the more mainstream and sterilized print media. Jalopnik is also the unofficial official provider of coverage of the 24 Hours of LeMons.
Person 1 : "Did you see that scoop in this month's Motor Trend?"

Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"
Jalopnik by 31ZG January 9, 2009
Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.
Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018
Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop. he’s also cute and goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
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