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Jahlonnie 

Jahlonnie is a tall handsome and respectful man. he never will let his girlfriend pay and he gives the best cuddles. he does magic tricks with his fingers if you know what i mean. he’s generous and very caring. if you find yourself a jahlonnie don’t let go of him because he is the best thing that will happen to you
wow…he’s such a Jahlonnie i wish he was my boyfriend
Jahlonnie by Lazyraces December 27, 2023
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completely stoned out your ass
maaan i got stonie jahonied last night
jahonied by criptich May 22, 2017
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jaylannie 

A very beautiful and smart individual. She doubts her self sometimes but in the end she will always be fine. If you find someone named Jaylannie, you are a very lucky person.
It's over. You may be beautiful but you're not a Jaylannie.
jaylannie by Baby February 28, 2017
Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.
Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018

Jahvonie 

Jahvonie is a caring, loving and kind hearted. Though he can be stubborn he never seize to put a smile on other faces. Jahvonie is very smart and intelligent, loves to try new things and believe in "If I don't try, I won't know if I can "
JAHVONIE is the best son to have
Jahvonie by Jahvonie November 24, 2021

javonnie 

Javonnie is a beatiful short haired queen she doesn't care what others have to say she is a loyal friend and is always there for you.
Person one: Yo javonnie cute
Person two: I know right
javonnie by 1ladybug1 June 25, 2019
Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11
Jlonnies are really pretty
jlonnie by Lifie May 22, 2018
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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