Jahlonnie

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Jahlonnie is a tall handsome and respectful man. he never will let his girlfriend pay and he gives the best cuddles. he does magic tricks with his fingers if you know what i mean. he’s generous and very caring. if you find yourself a jahlonnie don’t let go of him because he is the best thing that will happen to you

wow…he’s such a Jahlonnie i wish he was my boyfriend

Jahlonnie by Lazyraces December 27, 2023

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jahonied

completely stoned out your ass

maaan i got stonie jahonied last night

jahonied by criptich May 22, 2017

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Jahlonnie • jahlonie • jahlonni • Jalonnie • jalonie • jalonni • jhonnie • Jaeionnie • Jahannie • Jahllanie

jaylannie

A very beautiful and smart individual. She doubts her self sometimes but in the end she will always be fine. If you find someone named Jaylannie, you are a very lucky person.

It's over. You may be beautiful but you're not a Jaylannie.

jaylannie by Baby February 28, 2017

Jalonnie

Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.

Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.

Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018

Jahvonie

Jahvonie is a caring, loving and kind hearted. Though he can be stubborn he never seize to put a smile on other faces. Jahvonie is very smart and intelligent, loves to try new things and believe in "If I don't try, I won't know if I can "

JAHVONIE is the best son to have

Jahvonie by Jahvonie November 24, 2021

javonnie

Javonnie is a beatiful short haired queen she doesn't care what others have to say she is a loyal friend and is always there for you.

Person one: Yo javonnie cute
Person two: I know right

javonnie by 1ladybug1 June 25, 2019

jlonnie

Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11

Jlonnies are really pretty

jlonnie by Lifie May 22, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026