Jailonni

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A goofy ass person that gets mad easily. Cool with everyone till someone fucks with her they can be cute and alot of the times considered very mean she is loveable they also range from thick to thick asf

Jaionni is hella goofy

Jailonni is hilarious

Jailonni by keykey2468 December 18, 2019

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Jalonnie

Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.

Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.

Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018

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Jalonni

Curly haired cute black man, with glowing brown skin. Girls always like him , but he doesnt entertain these hoes. And when he does get a girl friend he is loyal.

Wow you got yourself a jalonni!

Jalonni by Lock kind August 18, 2019

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jalonni

a head that's built like a chicken nugget

damnn your head look like a jalonni

jalonni by ifthepussystankdoneatit March 22, 2017

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jahlonni

A girl that talks a lol to much but is very funny and beautiful can be tall at times

Jahlonni stop talking

jahlonni by Sam pucket July 8, 2021

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jaionni

Pretty smart loving sweet unquestionable beautiful talented thoughtful respectful realest

Jaionni is a beautiful smart and also a pretty name for a young sweet girl however jaionni can be the unquestionable name those who have that name do not like to be questioned a lot but far as other wise jaionni is also a respectful name she has to be intelligent and unique for this name jaionni is a sweet and loving name the name jaionni is also talented when it comes to sports it can be a name you never heard of but it’s not bad to have your own name in mind the name jaionni can stands for the realest person come on gotta love the j’s and also a jaionni

jaionni by Jae_jae1 November 19, 2023

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Jahlonnie

Jahlonnie is a tall handsome and respectful man. he never will let his girlfriend pay and he gives the best cuddles. he does magic tricks with his fingers if you know what i mean. he’s generous and very caring. if you find yourself a jahlonnie don’t let go of him because he is the best thing that will happen to you

wow…he’s such a Jahlonnie i wish he was my boyfriend

Jahlonnie by Lazyraces December 27, 2023

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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