jagmon

A blending of jagoff and monster. DEscribing asshats who use vile, insane comments for internet karma points.

Jeanie is such a jagmon, why would she say those lies about a friend to so many people?

by MadTiki January 25, 2024

Jagmo

adj. A derogatory term implying that a person is both a jack-off, and a homo.

Way to burn your toung with a hot spoon. That's going to sound real great while you're on the phone, yuh jagmo.

by Jagmo January 19, 2013

jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

by MrRowe March 28, 2008

JayMoney

JayMoney is a 20 year old from Atlanta Georgia who is living his best life. He’s a future auto mechanic, president of the United States, and he will be in yo backyard if you disrespect his name

JayMoney will kick yo white ass if you get him mad

by Jay_money_000 May 23, 2021

Jamon

Jamon is a person everyone can count on, he's the new “Super Mario” having to save the day no matter what part of the day it is. He is also an athlete especially in basketball, the sweetest guy and any girl would be very lucky to have him, sacrificial, caring and most of all a family man a smart person in his academics, he may fail at some point but he will never give in he will get back up and do it again

I wish we have a Jamon around here to prove capabilities.

by Thee Slaminj December 21, 2016

Jamonica

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head

You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.

by Jaymonii July 2, 2018