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A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....
Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008
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The act of someone being huge but being a total numb nuts....aka retard.
1.Damn Ivan is such a jamonga.
2.Holy crap Marcano is acting like a jamonga.
Jamonga by Andizzle Marizzle January 6, 2005
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jamontay 

An Awesome kind person. Handsome in many ways can fight and can be dirty. Jamontay is a boy name and is straight. Jamontay is also an athlete mostly more at all American football.
The cutest boy ever is Jamontay
jamontay by Black names February 17, 2019

Jamongalope 

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.
Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.
Jamongalope by Steve J G October 16, 2008

jabongas 

This term refers to large breasts
That girl has some really nice jabongas.

Excuse me madam but your jabongas are brushing against my shoulders and it's giving me a woody.
jabongas by johnson l October 17, 2006

jamongus 

A humongous jam; a very large, well-attended party.

Originally, it was the name of the first large party thrown by the JMU Breakdance Club; it stood for “JMU Among Us”. Soon, it simply applied to large wild parties.
That party was jamongus! The hall was packed and got so hot that biddys started coming out there halter-tops.
jamongus by JMU Breakdance Club September 23, 2004
adj. (Spanish - Literal translation: Female Ham) Pronunciation: Ha-moh-nah.

It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
Poor woman, she divorced at 24 and has been jamona ever since.
Jamona by Grrror September 17, 2011
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