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Jagermonster 

The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008

Fagmonster 

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.
My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.
Fagmonster by Nightmare January 6, 2005

jambonster

The french word for hamster!

(jambon= ham in french)
Dude i think you killed my jambonster.

JagerMonster 

1.) A cheaper (and tastier) version of the Jagerbomb where one substitutes Monster Energy drink in lieu of the Red Bull.

WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster

2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.
1.) "Let's throw back some JagerMonsters and get this evening started right!"

2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."
JagerMonster by StillDruckinFunk August 19, 2009

jagmaster 3000

one bad ass mother fucker that gets more than enough pussy
yo, wuzzup jagmaster 3000, how was dat bitch you tore up last night?
jagmaster 3000 by shadowdick July 24, 2011

Vagmonster 

A Vagina that is so nasty you think it talks to you.
"Dude that chick that I went home with after we finished bar hopping had a total vagmonster."
Vagmonster by Cracko November 6, 2011