jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

by 0niTTRay December 30, 2003

jaggon

Octopus suction-cup looking male sex organs on the south park characters Jewziacks

"Suzen, suck meh JAGGON!"
"Man, she has good jaggon-sucking lips"

"Last night i got meh JAGGON sucked so hard, it turned shnarfily purple!"

by JAGGONEXPERT74 December 24, 2009

jaggon

Bad name. A mix between jack off and hard on.

"Eat my asshole ya jaggon"

by Olive Pussy October 08, 2007

Jaggon

The sexual organ of a Jewgozian. Petruding from the shoulder.

"Oh my god I can't beleive you're sucking on my jaggon"
"Spencer you're a jaggon biter"

by Booby November 06, 2004

Jaggon

The male reproductive structure.

Suck my jaggon, bitch!

by Ryu Murphi May 04, 2004

Jaggon

A strange sexual device that sticks out the side of an alien's head.

See South Park.

"Oh, I can't believe you're sucking my jaggon!

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Jaggon

Jag-gon

Meaning "Earlobe" or "Lobe of the ear". A slang from the 'English' language commonly used by the young aussie bloke.

Scenario 1.
Josh - " The quality of that yarn was legit."

Hana - " Bloody oath, the jaggons are happy!"

Scenario 2.

Ralph - "Check the google definition for Jaggon."

Halbert - " It says 'Suck my Jaggon', we should just change it to earlobe."

by Josh & Hana - Yarners September 07, 2017