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Jades
Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
Jades by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010
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Jades Theory
“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
Jades Theory by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
Jade leMac
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get her jade
Jade To Alyssa: If I was gonna judge anyone, I'd judge you on that body where them shoulders should match them hips, but they dont...
Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!
Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!
get her jade by frooby1 June 14, 2018
Jade Thirlwall
Jeed
"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
Jade Thirlwall by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019
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