Jades

Another term for sunglasses or shades.

Yo dude, those are some sweet jades that youre rockin.

by Paz Phan June 21, 2006

Jades

Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.

Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."

by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010

jades

a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.

"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"

by apatbalat February 6, 2014

Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

Jade leMac

An actually perfect human being. Follow her on Tiktok @jadelemac

have you heard of Jade leMac?

ofc I have, who hasn’t?

by LettuceBec001 October 16, 2019

get her jade

A way of agreeing or showing support for a read or shade.

Drag Queen/ Gay slang.

Jade To Alyssa: If I was gonna judge anyone, I'd judge you on that body where them shoulders should match them hips, but they dont...

Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!

by frooby1 June 14, 2018

Jade Thirlwall

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018

Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays

by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019