Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of
people from the northern states of the Indian
country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and
MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades
get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade
guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big
boobs."
Normal
guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."