jadestick

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"The woman proved adept in love making and, while he put her tiny toes in his mouth, she placed his jadestick in hers" (Chinese Footbinding: The History of a Curious Erotic Custom, 132).

jadestick by anonymous from pittsburgh October 30, 2007

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jaderick

Jaderick is the holy name bestowed upon the blessed dick drawing savants. They are renowned for their ability to create such beautiful imagery and their talents know no boundaries.

'Hey, nice penis there Jaderick. Can you draw me one as well?'

jaderick by TheCowSlayer June 2, 2013

Related Words

jadestick • jadestock • jackstick • japstick • jaderick • Jadestiltskin • Jaystick • jopestick • Jukestick • Jade Stalk

jackstick

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.

I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.

jackstick by bknixon June 6, 2008

jopestick

Slang word used to refer to the male penis.

Touch my jopestick!!

jopestick by Matt Fields December 21, 2004

Jaystick

A crack pairing in Erin Hunter's "Warriors" books involving a cat, Jayfeather, and a stick which he spends a lot of time with.

"You have a Warriors OTP?"

"Yeah! Jaystick! Woodenshippings forever! 8D"

Jaystick by Soliraflinn May 31, 2009

jackstick

Someone who could help out but decides not to

Thats messed up you jackstick

jackstick by ducky198 January 22, 2014

japstick

A japstick is a japanese man's penis.

"Jackie Chan probably has a japstick, wey hay"

japstick by Gluestick June 3, 2007

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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