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jacklord
Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.
Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.
Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.
After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.
Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?
Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.
Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?
Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.
jacklord by Navitardina November 2, 2009
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jackzer
Slang term in suburban areas for a man who has sex with dead animals, also see necropheliac or beastiality
Eww look at what he did to that squirrel, he's a jackzer!
Hey Tom, you know if I beat off on that dead deer I'd be a jackzer?
Hey Tom, you know if I beat off on that dead deer I'd be a jackzer?
jackzer by Tyrome Anton October 12, 2004
Jackporn
The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.
This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.
This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.
I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.
Jackporn by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014
Jacktoria
The celebrity shipping of Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Victoria Asher, the keyboardist from Cobra Starship. These two have had adorable tweets, amazing pictures and it is one of the biggest shippings on Cobra/ATL fandom next to Gabillium, Vabe and Nalex.
Did you see that advertisment for Angels and Kings with Vicky-T and Jack? Jacktoria is totally real!
Jacktoria by GlitterHannah July 7, 2011
Jackworden
A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense
Jackworden by Tandoori night lover May 29, 2020
jackworthy
A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.
jackworthy by jordan skelly May 13, 2005
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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