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jackzor

To jack in that l33t way. You have to be Soroush or Brandon, too.
¡f00 if u jackzor my ride i gonna cut chu up!
by Operator January 3, 2004
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jacklord

Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.

Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.
After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.

Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?

Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.
by Navitardina November 2, 2009
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jackzer

Slang term in suburban areas for a man who has sex with dead animals, also see necropheliac or beastiality
Eww look at what he did to that squirrel, he's a jackzer!

Hey Tom, you know if I beat off on that dead deer I'd be a jackzer?
by Tyrome Anton October 12, 2004
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Jackporn

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.
I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.
by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014
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Jacktoria

The celebrity shipping of Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Victoria Asher, the keyboardist from Cobra Starship. These two have had adorable tweets, amazing pictures and it is one of the biggest shippings on Cobra/ATL fandom next to Gabillium, Vabe and Nalex.
Did you see that advertisment for Angels and Kings with Vicky-T and Jack? Jacktoria is totally real!
by GlitterHannah July 7, 2011
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Jackworden

A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense
O my word my guys acting like a jackworden
by Tandoori night lover May 29, 2020
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jackworthy

A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.
Mallory Wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.
by jordan skelly May 13, 2005
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