is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke
jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily
by big dick kid raper November 16, 2018
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jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.
stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god
by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 2, 2019
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