Jackporn 

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.

I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.

Jackporn by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014

Jackhorn 

A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.

When he couldn't open the can the JACKHORN started banging his head on the counter.

Jackhorn by mickey fingers January 31, 2012

jackponderance 

The reflective period of time experienced by a man immediately after ejaculating.

I came to the realization that my relationship with my mother wasn't really where I wanted it to be during jackponderance today after breakfast. The jizz dripping slowly down my belly served as another reminder of my failures in communication to everyone I love. Anyway, bout to jack it again, peace out.

jackponderance by Josh Corwin September 18, 2019

jackpoint 

A place where one can (jack in) connect with/ enter a computer-network, f.e. modem, WLAN hotspot, LAN cable, etc. .

Usually one uses own hardware (smartfone, netbook, etc.).

"Hey, is there some jackpoint for my netbook around here? I really need to check emails."

jackpoint by Jens Thanx November 16, 2011

Cracker Jack Porn 

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

Cracker Jack Porn by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024