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Jackhorse 

A jackhorse is what happens when Siri is too stupid to understand you meant jackass.
“Alan is a jackhorse”
Jackhorse by Fuckyoualan November 17, 2022

Rusty Jackhole 

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”

Toxic Jackhole 

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

jackhole 

To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.
Doc, the news guy, is a complete and utter jackhole!!
jackhole by Walking E July 13, 2006

Jacksonsexual 

When you feel sexual attraction towards Jackson Avery
I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual
Jacksonsexual by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021

Jackhole 

it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School
you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this
Jackhole by Byron Woody May 30, 2018
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