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jackzored

Past tense of jackzor, to be l33t and jack something.
That Brandon f00 jackzored my fries! -Soroush
by Operator January 3, 2004
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MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
by Welshwiz October 24, 2012
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Michael Jacksoned

Awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and LOVE. Becoming a part of the solution to the world's problems.
Goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being Michael Jacksoned.
by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012
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Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.
After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.
by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012
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jacklord

Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.

Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.
After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.

Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?

Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.
by Navitardina November 2, 2009
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Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.
Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.
by Brett Hull November 3, 2009
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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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