jackow 

a stinky fat polish dude

"that jackow keeps stealing jobs"

jackow by Meltdown.x December 21, 2022

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012

Jackweasel

A jerk. A person who acts foolish, rude, tarded, and or like a butthole. Not nice, not considerate.

I do not want to hang out with a jackweasel.

Jackweasel by Carla Rae November 28, 2007

Regular jackoff 

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.

Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!

Regular jackoff by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

jackwang by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

Jacko

a word created by the tabloids to use instead of using the name Michael Jackson to make every news about him sound bad and sell more copies to fill their buckets with money even if it means destroying other people's reputation and lives

Wacko Jacko dead at 50

Jacko by Yazooop September 12, 2011

Jacko

Fecking legend!!! King Of Pop best artist there ever was and ever will be!

Bad, Thriller, Invincible, HisStory, Off The Wall so on!

Jacko by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004