jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

jackwang by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

Jackwang

Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow

Your a jackwang

Jackwang by Rhysand January 28, 2018

jackhang

Masturbating while simultaneously hanging yourself.

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.

jackhang by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023

jackwaggon 

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

jackwaggon by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

Jackwagon 

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

Jackwagon by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

jackwag

Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.

If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.

jackwag by kaotron October 21, 2011

jackwagon 

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

jackwagon by dookeyboy November 25, 2010