Jackweasel

A jerk. A person who acts foolish, rude, tarded, and or like a butthole. Not nice, not considerate.

I do not want to hang out with a jackweasel.

by Carla Rae November 28, 2007

jerkweasel

An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.

Why haven't you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?

by doodleopolis January 14, 2010

jabweasel

see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.

"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."

by KindKnight January 23, 2021

jackweiser

One full red bull, 2 shots of Jack, a litle mountain dew. If done right looks slightly like beer.

"you tried that drink muff and kp! made yet?"
"yea man, Jackweiser is the shit!"

by kp! October 27, 2007

Sackweasel

Person or Person(s) found guilty of riding one's sack, also consisting of those who looks like a weasel's scrotum (in rare circumstances)

"Yo, Broheim, when are we gonna stick a mad bong sesh?"

(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."

by Kenneth F Powers October 25, 2011

Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.

Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.

by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019