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jerkweasel 

An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.
Why haven't you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?
jerkweasel by doodleopolis January 14, 2010

jabweasel 

see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
jabweasel by KindKnight January 23, 2021

jackweiser 

One full red bull, 2 shots of Jack, a litle mountain dew. If done right looks slightly like beer.
"you tried that drink muff and kp! made yet?"
"yea man, Jackweiser is the shit!"
jackweiser by kp! October 27, 2007

Sackweasel 

Person or Person(s) found guilty of riding one's sack, also consisting of those who looks like a weasel's scrotum (in rare circumstances)
"Yo, Broheim, when are we gonna stick a mad bong sesh?"

(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."
Sackweasel by Kenneth F Powers October 25, 2011

Jack weasel 

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.
Jack weasel by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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