Jackweasel
I do not want to hang out with a jackweasel.
Jackweasel by Carla Rae November 28, 2007
Words you can keep
jerkweasel
An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.
jerkweasel by doodleopolis January 14, 2010
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jabweasel
see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
jabweasel by KindKnight January 23, 2021
jackweiser
jackweiser by kp! October 27, 2007
Sackweasel
Person or Person(s) found guilty of riding one's sack, also consisting of those who looks like a weasel's scrotum (in rare circumstances)
"Yo, Broheim, when are we gonna stick a mad bong sesh?"
(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."
(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."
Sackweasel by Kenneth F Powers October 25, 2011
Jack weasel
A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
Jack weasel by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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