jackler

A sneaky stealth perpetrator of fear, pranks and practical jokes who preys on unsuspecting dopes

My wallet's missing; no doubt the work of some jackler, who's that sneaking up behind me, a jackler?

by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

friend jacker

One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.

I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Fake Jacker

A trend hopper, a wave rider, someone who doesn't form their own opinion and follows the hype. Someone who reps something without fully knowing/experiencing it just for the approvement of others.

Person 1: Have you heard of the anime lain?
Person 2: Yeah! I watched it and its a 9/10!
Person 1: What the fuck? Lain is dogshit! What did you like so much about it?
Person 2: Well... I-I- saw it on tik-tok and uhh-uhh.... well I liked the uhh... THE ATMOSPHERE!
Person 1: What? Why are you fake jacking it? Fucking fake jacker! How can you not name 1 thing you like from a 9/10 series?!

This person is a fake jacker because they saw how popular Lain was on tiktok and followed the hype and said it was good, when in fact they didnt' really like nor understand the show and are only liking it for the approval of others.

by BellyBuster4k September 28, 2023

jacklord

Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.

Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.

After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.

Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?

Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.

by Navitardina November 2, 2009

jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker

A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.

This may or may not be a good thing.

Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.

Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.

or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!

or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!

or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!

by ozelement October 18, 2010