jackalacker
jackalacker by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016
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jackwacker
A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011
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Jackzacker
A homosexual activity, which involves an individual "Jacking off" a minimum of 10 other gentlemen in a single night/party/event. Only once all 10 men have ejaculated can the act be called a Jackzacker.
Brad: Last night at the club i Jacked off 15 blokes
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!
Jackzacker by The park 9 pussy pounder January 12, 2017
jackalackin
jackalackin by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016
Jackalacken
Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.
Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).
Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).
Definition 4: Gremlin
Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).
Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).
Definition 4: Gremlin
Definition 1 example: "Valorant will be my game. Just like Overwatch which was suppose to be my game...."
Definition 2 example:
Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."
Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."
Cab00se: PepeHands
Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh
Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."
Definition 2 example:
Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."
Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."
Cab00se: PepeHands
Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh
Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."
Jackalacken by Cab00seWasTaken March 7, 2020
cackalacker
Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?
Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.
Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).
Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.
Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.
Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).
Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.
cackalacker by j. alders October 23, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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