Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.
Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).
Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).
To be in a state of wanting to touch yourself or f*ck but it’s not exactly socially acceptable at the present sitchiation../To be unsure if you want to touch yourself ,or just go about your day . Wait until later.. because it’s a new day already...
Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.