jackalack

To be bored shitless and doing nothing at all.
Being lazy.

Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."

by Kain December 10, 2003

jackalack

(noun) One known for being less than intelligent. Having a low I.Q. and usually acts in a very retarded manor. Also used as a "G" rated version of jack ass.

Butlers wife beat him down for being a jackalack!

by fox_cri September 25, 2007

Ballsack Wackalack

A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.

Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!

by cassiusgay September 4, 2009

jackstack

Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.

I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.

by Beeyo November 1, 2007

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

Jackalneck

Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.

Yonnas is a Jackalneck.

by Yertle8 April 15, 2008