jack thomas
Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.
jack thomas by Mambeast September 19, 2015
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Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
Jack Thompson
The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone
Jack Thompson by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005
Jack Thompson
a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.
Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
Jack Thompson by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010
Jack Thompson
A senseless lawyer; Anti-videogame fucktard ambulance chaser who tries to sue video game companies for making games that supposedly cause violent crimes(tries being key word)
Blames the game developers for things that wouldn't happen if parents knew what responsibility meant.
Blames the game developers for things that wouldn't happen if parents knew what responsibility meant.
Jack Thompson by I hate asshats May 7, 2005
Jack Thompson
a lawyer who defends kids in murder cases by claiming that video games brainwashed them into doing it. Where do I start with this one?
-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.
-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.
-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).
-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).
-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.
-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.
-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).
-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).
-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
Jack Thompson by SPARTAN 117 November 11, 2008
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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