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Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater 

Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.
Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.

Olivia Drinkwater

A beautiful ass, a beautiful personality and a beautiful smile.
I saw an Olivia Drinkwater today
Olivia Drinkwater by AaaaaaHay August 18, 2016

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater 

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

Matthew drinkwater 

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES

Matthew drinkwater 

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE

matthew drinkwater 

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.
Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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