Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.
by greatjeeeorb November 07, 2011
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Shithead

Someone who is really pissing you the fuck off so you call them something like "shithead" because that is what they are being.
My ex boyfriend is being a fucking shithead
by Broken Black Heart. January 30, 2017
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Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.
My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.
by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019
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Shithead

1. Someone who has has shit in their head instead of a brain like regular people.

2. Also someone with a considerably shitty personality.

That dude is such a shithead! He just pissed in the coffee machine in the break room!
by For Shizil My Nizil December 22, 2006
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Shithead

Somebody who possesses unattractive traits or misbehaves on a regular basis.
Stop cursing at me you shithead.
by tookis April 06, 2010
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Shithead

someone who acts like a complete piece of shit. someone who deserves to get their face ironed with your grandmas iron.
"Hey Mark why are u acting like a piece of shit."

"Idk JOHN guess I must be a shithead."
by mveneri29 November 14, 2019
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