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a shortened term used for the popular, highly caffinated soda "Mountain Dew"
"Hey bro, do me a favor and toss me a Dew"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
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A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"

(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"

(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"

by BROSKEW March 13, 2009
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1. Adj. A person who is attractive enough to make the struggle of raping them worth while.
Ijjima: "Brown san, have you seen the new female LT?"

LCpl Brown: " yeah, you mean Lt Hottie?"

Ijjima: "So you think shes good looking then?"

LCpl Brown: "Oh yeah! Shes Definitley Rapable"
by BROSKEW June 21, 2009
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an exclamation (similar to "POW")

commonly used when describing a fight
When that dude punched the cop.. he was like BLIM!!! and took off runnin.
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
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1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).
LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
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1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.

2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement

NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.
SKEW: "I do say, kind sir, that these shennanigans have gone on quite long enough."

DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."

SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"
by BROSKEW June 4, 2009
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A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by
"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"
by BROSKEW August 6, 2009
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