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No coordination, which leads to a poor ability to play all First Person Shooters (of which include the Counter Strike Series). Also characterized by poor understanding of mathematics.
Those guys are ivans.
ivans by N. Mod September 7, 2008
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ivans chair 

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.
you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair
ivans chair by McGyver January 14, 2005

ivans balls 

larger than cow ivans balls are
ivans balls by yeet 69 February 28, 2022
A sophisticated and loving girl, to whom she is with. Around others cold, distant, sarcastic because she thinks she has to push people away. Ivanna is a wonderful person, really funny always makes others laugh. Very intelligent, when she wants to be, or may just come off ignorant or annoyed in other cases. Loves to flaunt what she can, but discreetly so no one will notice. Good at anything she puts her mind to, but usually quits cause she doesnt think she can do it or just is bored of the subject. Very complex girl. Can be crying one minute laughing the next, you never know. Mostly falls for the cocky asshole type, or falls for the ones that aren't worth her time, or falls for the ones that seem like assholes but are actually really kind deep deep down. Hates to show weakness, feels impowered and weak. Puts up a tough act so no one knows what she is actually going through. Ivanna's are a rare type of girls, if you ever have the chance to meet them your in luck but if you ever get to have one show you all their most inner thoughts and let u into their personal life,you my friend just got a miracle so never let them get away from you.

Ivanna is caring, funny, smart, sophisticated, silly and well, everything someone could want in the world.
Don't mess with Ivanna, shes sweet but can turn sadistic in a second.
Ivanna by Soul_slayer16- March 5, 2019

Ivan Braginsky 

The human name of the personification of Russia in Axis Powers: Hetalia. Another popular spelling is 'Ivan Braginski", But this is incorrect because the suffix '-ski' is of Polish descent, unlike '-sky', which is of Russian descent.
Russia Fangirl: Bozhe moy! It annoys me when people spell Ivan Braginsky's name wrong!
Other Russia Fangirl: Me too!
Ivan Braginsky by A RusCan Fangirl December 1, 2013

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
Ivana is a common name in Russia and Serbia. Most girls that go by the said name are beautiful, smart and sexy. She’s a combination of sensitive and savage, have a smart mouth but get upset when she doesn’t get the amount of attention she desire. Ivana is a very cute girl who is very forgiving and will love you no matter what. She can be very shy, cute, down to earth and fun to be around but she can also be wild, weird, loud and outgoing when you befriend them. Ivana catch people’s eyes very fast because they have a confiden walk and with her personality.

She doesn’t talk about herself at all but rather she listens to other people. Ivana gets sad very easily but she hides it very well. She’s very fragile but tries to stand her ground. Smiles all the time, she’s not fake. She’s one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. You have to try it with her to know her whole.
“Look at her go, she’s so elegant. Her name is Ivana.”

“Ivana is soo sweet!”
Ivana by ppoiisonivy January 10, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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