Definitions by McGyver

one eyed pirate 

Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.

Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.

one eyed pirate by McGyver March 17, 2007

abe lincoln 

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

abe lincoln by McGyver March 2, 2005

starship troopers 

Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.

Yo Starship Trooper, go real, go boom!

starship troopers by McGyver March 2, 2005

ivans chair 

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.

you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair

ivans chair by McGyver January 14, 2005