McGyver's definitions

starship troopers

Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.

Yo Starship Trooper, go real, go boom!

by McGyver March 2, 2005

one eyed pirate

Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.

Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.

by McGyver March 17, 2007

ivans chair

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.

you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair

by McGyver January 14, 2005

abe lincoln

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

by McGyver March 2, 2005