isself

Often used for the word "itself" when somebody is too lazy to type the "t" in it.

Person 1: My snake is sooooo bored by isself!

Person 2: Idiot... GET ANOTHER ONE!

by stinkboy444 April 6, 2012

It insists upon itself

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.

Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.

by Ole Gil September 22, 2007

It'll work itself out

The phrase you say when you have no solution to solve the problem, so you believe that it will resolve itself without any work on your part.

Person One: Did you remember to do your homework for Trig?
Person Two: No, but it'll work itself out.

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

it aint gonna suck itself

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob

Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

by MytyMohr April 29, 2008

shit itself

Australian, colloq broke down in a major way; beyond repair.

Me bloody car just shit itself mate.

by herbie August 31, 2004

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020