Inselftion

Taking a selfie of another person taking a selfie

I just took an inselftion of Emma at the monument.

Inselftion by SouthofBostonpizzaguy November 12, 2019

tactical insertion 

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

tactical insertion by ablahblah January 11, 2010

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.

E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

sarcasmic insultion by n_beckwith March 8, 2008

Insertion 

1) Another term for sex.

2) When a penis is inserted in a vagina.

I pleasure my girlfriend during insertion.

Insertion by EssieHutch January 12, 2015

Freudian insertion 

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

Freudian insertion by xollock May 22, 2009

Tactical Insertion 

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

Tactical Insertion by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

Insertion 

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

Related
Penetrate Cock Thrust

Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH

Insertion by Guest1444 March 13, 2019