milfhunter37's definitions

Flemwhore

A filthy disease-ridden whore that lives in or around Flemington, NJ.

I got drunk and stuck my tongue in that Flemwhore's ass again.

by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

cock grappler

See cock wrestler.

Put this in there you cock grappler.

by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003