Definitions by milfhunter37

auto-blumpkin 

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

auto-blumpkin by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

The Perfect Game 

When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.

After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.

The Perfect Game by milfhunter37 May 29, 2003

yam bag 

Male testicles.

Cooke choked on my yam bag.

yam bag by milfhunter37 April 7, 2003

Skank Test 

A test designed to determine whether or not a girl is a skank involving a piping-hot loaf. If you ask a girl to shit in your mouth and she does it, she’s definitely a skank.

I gave that Flemwhore the skank test and she failed.

Skank Test by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

cock grappler 

See cock wrestler.

Put this in there you cock grappler.

cock grappler by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

Gorilla salad 

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

Gorilla salad by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003

Flemwhore 

A filthy disease-ridden whore that lives in or around Flemington, NJ.

I got drunk and stuck my tongue in that Flemwhore's ass again.

Flemwhore by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003