milfhunter37's definitions

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Skank Test

A test designed to determine whether or not a girl is a skank involving a piping-hot loaf. If you ask a girl to shit in your mouth and she does it, she’s definitely a skank.

I gave that Flemwhore the skank test and she failed.

by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

meat section

A phallus.

Flemwhore’s aren’t afraid of the meat section.

by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

East Windsor

Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.

That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003