milfhunter37's definitions

auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

panty sniffer

A person who sniffs women's underwear for sexual gratification.

Tom got caught sniffing the drawer again. He’s a habitual panty sniffer.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

East Windsor

Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.

That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

rib breaker

A person who breaks a fat chicks rib cage.

A few Coors turns me into a rib breaker you pig.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003