auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 03, 2003

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

East Windsor

Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.

That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

panty sniffer

A person who sniffs women's underwear for sexual gratification.

Tom got caught sniffing the drawer again. He’s a habitual panty sniffer.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Flemwhore

A filthy disease-ridden whore that lives in or around Flemington, NJ.

I got drunk and stuck my tongue in that Flemwhore's ass again.

by milfhunter37 April 02, 2003

rib breaker

A person who breaks a fat chicks rib cage.

A few Coors turns me into a rib breaker you pig.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

meat section

A phallus.

Flemwhore’s aren’t afraid of the meat section.

by milfhunter37 April 02, 2003