involunterry
If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P
involunterry by QuacksO November 30, 2024
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Involuntary "You Too"
Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Involuntary "You Too" by Jace555 May 8, 2009
Word of the Day on May 10, 2009
Involuntary "I Love You"
Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.
Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"
Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**
Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**
Involuntary "I Love You" by Jace555 May 8, 2009
participant of an involuntary personal protein spill
someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.
the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!
participant of an involuntary personal protein spill by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010
involuntary oversight
A major screwup for which nobody is willing to accept the blame. The error isn't important enought to the person who made the mistake to acknowledge; however, the victim of the error suffers greatly. A meaningless apology may be offered. A prime example of Doublespeak.
"We will add your pay raise beginning next week. The paperwork was mismanaged. We apologize for this involuntary oversight.
involuntary oversight by Vacuityofmind October 22, 2013
involuntary decapitation
Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.
involuntary decapitation by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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