involunteer

An occurrence when a third party puts forth a person for volunteer work against that person's will.

P1: Did you volunteer to work the company's booth for the trade show?
P2: Nobody came forward, so my boss in involunteered me for the job.

involunteer by Jarret Dyrbye July 20, 2008

Involunteer

An involunteer is someone who tells you that they can't volunteer when you ask. It's usually pretty annoying.

This word was created by: FuriousCalel

Boss: "I need a volunteer for the new project"
Employee 1: "You see.. I would but I have plans so I can't"
Boss: "I asked for a volunteer not an involunteer, thank you."
Employee 2: "Yeah, I can do it"
Boss: "Great!"

Involunteer by FuriousCalel June 12, 2022

Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Involuntary "You Too" by Jace555 May 8, 2009

Involuntary "I Love You" 

Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.

Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"

Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**

Involuntary "I Love You" by Jace555 May 8, 2009

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill 

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.

the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010

involuntary oversight

A major screwup for which nobody is willing to accept the blame. The error isn't important enought to the person who made the mistake to acknowledge; however, the victim of the error suffers greatly. A meaningless apology may be offered. A prime example of Doublespeak.

"We will add your pay raise beginning next week. The paperwork was mismanaged. We apologize for this involuntary oversight.

involuntary oversight by Vacuityofmind October 22, 2013

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011