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invisidonk 

Severely lacking booty. Without donk. No butt. A non-existent ass.
If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.

Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
invisidonk by Upchuck July 12, 2013
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invisicock 

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
invisicock by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

Invisidyke 

a lesbian that blends in and is not easily seen usually, looks like a little boy.
Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!
Invisidyke by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009

Invisionfree 

The second best forum host the Zathyus Network has created, it is founded in September 2002 by Brandon Kopetzky. It is often shortened to IF. According to its terms of service, InvisionFree does not restrict forums on the basis of post, topic, or member number, nor bandwidth, nor will forums be deleted for inactivity. Google AdSense is the site’s main source of revenue; however, users may pay InvisionFree to remove ads from their site, or to make more space available for file uploads. InvisionFree boards are subject to several limitations, though; among them are the inability of the administrator to access the MySQL database directly or to access the board's filesystem via FTP. If you know advanced HTML, you can create custom skins for your forum. You can convert from Zetaboards if you haven't already.
Invisionfree is an awesome forum software, but I recommend you convert to Zetaboards.
Invisionfree by MisaTange July 8, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

invisionfree 

A host for great free forum hosts.It has many add ons and tons of skins.Very popular
I made a account with invisionfree
invisionfree by Rex1020 October 13, 2005

invisiboner 

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.
1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."
invisiboner by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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