The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.
I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.
N. A lame excuse used by one to backpeddle earlier statements in message forums. Text used in thread (usually added after statement has gonesour)which is the same colour as the background, hence the 'invisitype'.
In a pathetic attempt to save his butt from a malicous previous statement on a message board, John P. writes:
"OK.. why dont you guys.. go back.. and actually read....
read my reply when I first saw that "someone" had an issue with it... read REALLY close.. hell... it might be hard to see, but its there.. trust me....
A Person who THINKS their ACTIONS & INTENTIONS are INVISIBILE but YOU SEE THE FAKE in THEM!! A person that think they're getting over on you when in reality you see EXACTLY what they're doing!!! FAKE is HARD TO HIDE!!
So she gone intentionaly not add me to her guest list but add my husband & claim it was an over site, yet she called his cousin and told him she meant to... #Invisifake
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!