Phlegatu's definitions

soulless

A term often used in the criticism of music, films, television, games, etc, meaning lacking sensitivity or the capacity for deep feeling. It's often used in a context wherein the user does not like the item in question but otherwise lacks any more specific or valid criticism to level against it. It's also sometimes used to dismiss entire genres that the user is unfamiliar with or bigoted against.

"Electronic music is so soulless."

"Here we go again, another soulless rehash of ______."

by Phlegatu May 26, 2005

chidget

A chinese midget.

"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"

by Phlegatu February 5, 2004

eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.

"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."

by Phlegatu April 8, 2005

shitsplosion

1. An explosion of shit.
2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.

Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.

by Phlegatu February 6, 2004

console-itis

Describes a videogame ported to PC from a console system, or co-developed for both console and PC, that is percieved to suffer from the alleged shortcomings of console gaming.

Symptoms of console-itis include save points, low texture/graphical detail, poor or no mouse support, lack of gameplay depth, and limited configuration options.

Presumably, with consoles becoming more and more like PCs, console-itis will become less and less of an issue in the days and years to come in the future of the age of tomorrow.

There are too many examples to list. Just think of almost any console game ported to PC that you've played, and there's your example.

by Phlegatu August 13, 2005

thumb

One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!

I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.

by Phlegatu May 11, 2004

invisicock

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.

This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.

by Phlegatu May 10, 2005