Skip to main content

invisicock 

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
invisicock by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

invisicock 

The manhood of a very masculine woman. A contraction of "invisible cock", referring to a non-existent but very plausible possession of a dick on the part of a female, especially one seen as "one of the guys."
Zach: "Sally's such a man. She knows more about sports than I do."

Eric: "Yeah, she has an invisicock. You never see it coming."
invisicock by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

Invisijacking 

The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.
"alright, I'll start invisijacking in the bathroom really fast, then we'll steal all the thimbles"
Invisijacking by VLSkoot March 25, 2020

invincicock 

a cock that is believed to be invincible by it's owner.
- YOU CAN'T HURT ME, THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN INVINCICOCK!
invincicock by jbldnanbfd June 27, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

invisidonk 

Severely lacking booty. Without donk. No butt. A non-existent ass.
If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.

Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
invisidonk by Upchuck July 12, 2013
A man with a very small penis
Yo that n*gga got an Insicock
Insicock by Babadosay December 6, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more