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invisicock 

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
invisicock by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

invisicock 

The manhood of a very masculine woman. A contraction of "invisible cock", referring to a non-existent but very plausible possession of a dick on the part of a female, especially one seen as "one of the guys."
Zach: "Sally's such a man. She knows more about sports than I do."

Eric: "Yeah, she has an invisicock. You never see it coming."
invisicock by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

Invisijacking 

The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.
"alright, I'll start invisijacking in the bathroom really fast, then we'll steal all the thimbles"
Invisijacking by VLSkoot March 25, 2020

invincicock 

a cock that is believed to be invincible by it's owner.
- YOU CAN'T HURT ME, THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN INVINCICOCK!
invincicock by jbldnanbfd June 27, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

invisidonk 

Severely lacking booty. Without donk. No butt. A non-existent ass.
If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.

Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
invisidonk by Upchuck July 12, 2013
A man with a very small penis
Yo that n*gga got an Insicock
Insicock by Babadosay December 6, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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