Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

Shooting caffeine intravenously by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011

intravenous 

A drip...
The bag of fluid on a stand that has a tube goin strate into a vein in ur arm..
i guess thats wat it is...
abbreviation: I.V.

the word intravenous wasnt defined yet so i thort i mite define it :)

intravenous by moshisapyro October 18, 2008

Intravenous 

(Shortened from the adverb)- Directly aloof or passive-aggressive young adult (often of another social sphere or class) towards another passive or subversive young adult through illusory actions or words; Seemingly meant to help, but usually is rude and abrupt, often confusing the other person into a vacuum of blankness

"Girl, that comment was F'n intravenous when I was just tryina finish my HW…wth is ^ ?!" or "Vickie was pretty intravenous when she thought she was being helpful organizing my office space when I was busy with work, WTH?", or "I don't really know what with she meant by that intravenous comment"…

Intravenous by Jelenova March 29, 2015

intrapeniously 

When smoke is blown through the head of the penis as if you were blowing thru a straw.

When you and your partner are in the middle of a ten hour F*%king Marathon and he says "here...here..hit this..." and hands you some sort of pipe and he says "don't waste it....." as he looks down at his penis, like somehow the smoke from your mouth is going to magically go into his body thru the tip of his dick thru the shaft;intrapeniously, into his who knows where ..........but regardless he's going to get more horny and turned on (whatever) So you do it anyways just to see what his reaction is or just to down right appease him while you laugh to yourself.

intrapeniously by Mobetta November 14, 2013

Intravenous Cannulation 

The process of which paramedics insert medicines though IV such as adrenaline 1:10,000 e.g.

Cardiac Arrest patient needs an intravenous cannulation in order for me to administer adrenaline

Intravenous Cannulation by AMDPotato July 26, 2016

Intravenous Penis 

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

Intravenous Penis by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022